Madonna is Old...and Disturbing

Nothing wrong with getting old. I hope to live to be 120 with my beautiful wife. It just takes a little thing called common sense to decide that when you turn 35 or 40 (depending on how life has treated you), to hang up the clothes that make you look like a fucktard. Madonna heeds none of this advice. Instead, she's literally going backwards in her wardrobe, wearing shit that makes her look like a sad old lady trying to recapture her youth by grasping at threads of trends and...Oh. I see.

I know this doesn't rock, isn't metal and sure as hell isn't any good...But it's disturbing and gross and that's good enough for me.