They really are. I mean, this explains it better than anything I've seen in recent memory. When you combine stupid kids and Black Metal, the results are humorous. Now don't get me wrong, I love In Flames (shirt the Douche #5 on right is wearing in photo above) but I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone in the In Flames camp when I say that they would sacrifice this turd to the overlords if they had the chance.
I can't type this without laughing at the photo above. Look, the fake blood on Douche #1! The EVILness in the room. The awesome curtains and room decor. It's too much to handle!
Somewhere, King Diamond is hanging his head in shame.