Beyond The Shit

As I've stated here many times in the past, I'm a huge Soundgarden fan. I love everything they ever did and respected them greatly for bowing out before they turned into something else. It saddens me to see Chris Cornell turn into such a puppet for Verizon, Timbaland, his wife...Whatever it is, it's fucking mindblowingly sad. What's left of his fanbase (all twelve of you, listen up) has blinders on and support the new material, but to me it's way more than just new songs. If Chris were to put out a record I dislike, I'd still support him. "Carry On" was horrible but I still went to the shows, rocked out and had a great time. However, this new "Scream" business is just pathetic and a sorry attempt to be cool again. Chris, you dipshit, you will always be cool to your fans...Just don't shit where you eat.

Fortunately for me, I can let this be what it is and hope it dies and he moves on into another direction. I'm not asking for Louder Than Love Part 2. I'm not asking for shit. I would think that someone of his talent would want to play BETTER music. Write BETTER music. Have BETTER fans (ie: the ones you're leaving in the dust). You're bored with rock? Cool. Make a 60's Soul record. Make a psych-blues record. Make an all acoustic record. Do what you were put on this planet to do.

To separate Chris Cornell and V-Cast Cornell, I simply act as if they're two entirely different artists.

Check this out. Chris, you were never indie (as you have stated in recent interviews). You were METAL. It's ok, it really is.

"Beyond The Wheel" 1991- The Spectrum, Philly (Get Ready, this shit is UNREAL!)

Kids are Stupid

They really are. I mean, this explains it better than anything I've seen in recent memory. When you combine stupid kids and Black Metal, the results are humorous. Now don't get me wrong, I love In Flames (shirt the Douche #5 on right is wearing in photo above) but I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone in the In Flames camp when I say that they would sacrifice this turd to the overlords if they had the chance.

I can't type this without laughing at the photo above. Look, the fake blood on Douche #1! The EVILness in the room. The awesome curtains and room decor. It's too much to handle!

Somewhere, King Diamond is hanging his head in shame.

This Pretty Much Says It All

Leave it to Chris Cornell (or as some Italian ex-fans are calling him, Crisis Cornell) to be so delusional as to call the first single/joint/ringtone off his new as-yet-to-be released album "Long Gone". Shit, that says it all and more. Long gone are his lyrics, music, dignity, pride, album sales and fans. He has some fans left, but they're just as delusional as Cornell.

Come to find out that dude doesn't even write some of this trash on his new album, which is going to be called "My Life, My Ass: The Chris Cornell Experience" or something horrendous like that. He has the guys behind the last Britney Spears album on board. Oh, and CC said in a recent interview that this record is akin to...God help us all...Dark Side of the Moon. DARK SIDE OF THE FUCKING MOON, HE SAYS! The nerve of this brainwashed ball licker.

Fuck him. I'd rather listen to Nickelback. They suck a steaming pile of rat shit as well, but at least they play rock and stay loyal to their fans, but most importantly, themselves. This isn't Chris Cornell. This is a ringtone waiting to not be purchased. No 14 year old girl wants a 44 year old man's new club-banger as a ringtone. She wants Miley Cyrus.

Watch this and smoke something nice...(and RIP Natasha)...

I Don't Want To Talk About It

This guy used to be Chris Cornell. I think. What a douche bag. His new "songs" suck...Wait, that might be the understatement of the year. I will let this photo do the talking. I'm fucking done with this.