I couldn't resist. Looks at this guy. Just look at him. My wife thinks James Hetfield looks just like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons, but even that lovable 80's sitcom/b-rate movie sensation (sorry, Alf rules your ass buddy) wouldn't be caught dead shopping at Armani. What have you done to Rob Trujillo?!
It's bad enough that James says "baby" after every single line, now he's wearing golfing shorts and flip flops. Dude, just put on the Crocs and let the good times roll.